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Well the day started off good, was feeling good with no pain. I felt like I could do summersaults all the way to work. Went and paid a few bills and headed out to work. I was in a group of about 10-12 cars and just fallowing the flow. Then out from nowhere pops a cop waving at the group of cars to pull over. FUCK! So I pull over to the side with the gang and whipped out my license and registration, you know the routine. I watched as the rest of the group received their tickets and left and new groups came in and got theirs and left. I sat their for about 20 minutes, late for work now and no god damn cell phone to call and let work know I was going to be late because I ran a cop over and spit on his dead bleeding body... Finally the cop gets out of his car and makes his way across the street towards me, I swung my head over to look at him in some sort of "suspicious" way or something because he stopped dead in his tracks ducked down a bit and moved back all the while with his hand on his pistol. WTF! Retarded boob musta thought I had a razor in my mouth and was going to spit it at him. I just watched with a confused look on my face and he slowly walked up to the car. "Your driver’s license has expired sir, at the end of May." Motherfucker!! I forgot to renew it!! Sun of a motherless goat! Fuck. "I'll give you a break and not tow the vehicle, you have 30 minutes to get your license renewed before you can move the car." Then he proceeded to give me my tickets and lecture me on driving too fast. Motherfucker, I was following the flow of traffic cunt, you cause more problems driving the speed limit when everyone around you isn't. So stay with the flow... Dick. Though I didn't have the balls to say that to him it was going through my mind the entire time. So I grabbed my shit and started to walk to the nearest license issuer. 4 blocks later I found one, sweet! Got my license and made my way back to my car. As I got to my car the cop was out giving some other poor soul a ticket. I waited for him to finish and then called out to him "Officer, do you need to see this?" He ignored me and started to walk across the street, so I waited until he was about to open his door and yelled "Do you need to see this?", he heard me that time and started to make his way back across the street as a speeding car came flying by and nearly hit the fucker, and me as well. I was wondering why the fuck he doesn't pull that bastard over? The cop looked over my brand spankin' new drivers license and asked me why I didn't renew it, he asked if it was a money thing or that I just forgot? "Well" I said, "A little of both, didn't have the money and also completely forgot about the damn thing". "Expensive lesson" he said. Thanks for that, like I didn't already know? Hopped back into my car put my nice new tickets in the glove box and drove off to work. I was 30 minutes late. Great, now I got to deal with these guys getting on my ass about being late for work. I showed them the tickets with an expression of "Leave me the fuck alone or I'll break my foot off in your ass!" After that the day was good, work was actually pretty good. I put the stress of figuring out how the hell I am going to pay for these tickets, and still have enough money for the trip to Texas in the back of my head. And there it sat the entire day. And now I am home, and it is going throw my head like a bloody freight train. Sigh. Sell my T.V. and DVD player? Going to have to now I guess if I still want to go to Texas. Know anyone who wants to buy a 32" Panasonic T.V. and an RCA DVD player? posted @ 01:53 AM CST [link] |